I’m pretty cool & I get tons of fan mail, so don’t be disappointed if I don’t write back to you right away.
I’m kidding. I’ve only gotten fan mail once and honestly it may have been spam. I’m pretty desperate for approval and praise, so write me with anything you have to say, even if it’s a lie or a thinly veiled insult.
Tell me nice things at email@example.com. You can use that email to tell me mean things too, but I won’t be happy about it.