I’m pretty cool & I get tons of fan mail, so don’t be disappointed if I don’t write back to you
right away ever.
I’m kidding. I’ve only gotten fan mail once and honestly it may have been spam. I’m pretty desperate for approval and praise, so write me with anything you have to say, even if it’s a lie or a thinly veiled insult.
I only check my email 18 times per day, so odds are you won’t be able to catch me at email@example.com. I’d give you my cell number, but I feel that I’ve been way too pathetic on this page already, so I’m going to save the smidgen of pride I have left.
Seriously, I’m the easiest person to find online, but if you can’t spell my last name, here you go:
- Watch me try to be a photographer on Instagram
- Ignore every single thing I say on Twitter
- Deep-dive into my gazillion Pinterest boards
My Facebook is mostly for people I’ve met in person at some point during my life and my LinkedIn pretty much sits stagnant until I get my once-yearly burst of energy to update my resume, but you’re welcome to try to catch my attention there as well. I couldn’t be more overwhelmed by Snapchat, so don’t even ask.